I am satan, lord of darkness

Tori 18 A boy band and technical theater pretty much rule my life.

I live by 2 words: fuck you, pay me. #woohoobethel 2x


there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds

Happy 18th Birthday Patron Saint Megan Brown! I love you to bits girl, you’re the sweetest person I know. Megan tells it how it is whether you like it or not. I hope you loved your party as much as we love you💕🎊 enjoy your day.



nsfw = nice stuff for werewolves


filed under: #omg 


lavender brown gets more hate for how she handles unrequited romantic feelings than snape does and i find that incredibly disturbing


not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this

filed under: #video 
"why yalls garlic bread so nasty" —Anonymous


What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .


[mentally whispering “i’m so sorry mom/dad” when having to flush the toilet in the middle of the night] 

These bangs are out of control. 💇

Happy birthday to my fellow chief, my “daughter” and my dance show partner in crime! A girl who’s always stuck by me, thick and thin, with her arm around my shoulder saying “we’re in this together, bud.” I love you to the moon and back, and I’m so proud of everything you’ve done and everything you have ahead of you. 💝🎊🎉🎁 enjoy your day!💕