Tori 18 A boy band and technical theater pretty much rule my life.
I live by 2 words: fuck you, pay me. #woohoobethel 2x
Happy birthday to my fellow Mario Brother maid of honor, @morganogradyy! 💋Enjoy your day lovely 💖
there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds
Happy 18th Birthday Patron Saint Megan Brown! I love you to bits girl, you’re the sweetest person I know. Megan tells it how it is whether you like it or not. I hope you loved your party as much as we love you💕🎊 enjoy your day.
lavender brown gets more hate for how she handles unrequited romantic feelings than snape does and i find that incredibly disturbing
What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .
[mentally whispering “i’m so sorry mom/dad” when having to flush the toilet in the middle of the night]
These bangs are out of control. 💇