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I am satan, lord of darkness

Tori 18 A boy band and technical theater pretty much rule my life.

I live by 2 words: fuck you, pay me. #woohoobethel 2x

Happy birthday to my fellow Mario Brother maid of honor, @morganogradyy! πŸ’‹Enjoy your day lovely πŸ’–

jesuschristvevo:

there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds

Happy 18th Birthday Patron Saint Megan Brown! I love you to bits girl, you’re the sweetest person I know. Megan tells it how it is whether you like it or not. I hope you loved your party as much as we love youπŸ’•πŸŽŠ enjoy your day.

zipitclark:

swampbara:

nsfw = nice stuff for werewolves

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filed under: #omg 

compasswaters:

lavender brown gets more hate for how she handles unrequited romantic feelings than snape does and i find that incredibly disturbing

mydogsnokes:

not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this

filed under: #video 
"why yalls garlic bread so nasty" β€”Anonymous

olivegarden:

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

johnwatso:

[mentally whispering β€œi’m so sorry mom/dad” when having to flush the toilet in the middle of the night]Β 

These bangs are out of control. πŸ’‡